How to Meet Any Celebrity

This is a humorous take on how to meet a celebrity--it should work but I'm not sure if the ending will be happy. It all depends on the people at the place you're going to.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• Private Airplane
• Money to hire private airplane
• Working parachute
• Insider information on celebrity parties

1. Get insider information on celebrity parties. I'm not so sure on the ease of this information, unless you plan on crashing the Oscars or something. Make the party your chosen celebrity is at your number one destination.
2. Grab some money and hire a private airplane to get you to the party. make sure the airplane is equipped with a working parachute or buy one for yourself.
3. Have the pilot fly you to a spot over the celebrity party.
4. Put on your parachute and make sure it is in working order.
5. Have the pilot open the hatch and dive downward, opening the parachute as you free fall.
6. When you land, hopefully safely, locate the celebrity you want to meet and introduce yourself. Hopefully they will not call security on you. If they do call security, you may end up a celebrity yourself in the local newspaper--then the celebrity might want to meet you anyway.

Tips & Warnings

• If you dress accordingly to the type of party, you may have more success with meeting the celebrity.
• Parachuting lessons are helpful.
• You need a working a parachute, or you might end up in the hospital.
• You have to be prepared for anything, like being arrested and thrown in the local jail.