How to Use Your Common Sense

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By Tony Evans
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Stupid is as stupid does. Don't let your smarts go by the wayside. Read on to learn how to use your common sense.

Difficulty: Easy

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Step 1

Know that those approaching middle age should still be able to change a light bulb in your bedroom ceiling without directions from anyone, and even I know better than to stick my hand in the garbage disposal while it's running. Maybe it's the TV turning us into dimwits or watching to much of Lohan, Spears and Hilton.
Step 2

Understand these basic concepts. Do not use a hair dryer in the shower. Avoid eating printer toner cartridge. Do not use a toilet bowl cleaning brush to brush your teeth. Don't think about using the microwave to dry pets. It's not an idea to iron clothes while they are still on your body.
Step 3

Follow these basic tips. Avoid using hair coloring as ice cream topping. Do not put a fireworks bottle rocket in mouth and ignite. There is a ton more, but you get the idea. The maker of the product is taking care not to be sued, but really...have we dumbed down that much?