How to Stay Sober During a St. Patrick's Day Parade

St Patrick's Day parades are a celebration of all things Irish, which as stereotypes would suggest, include a lot of alcohol and the inevitable intoxication. But staying sober at a green parade isn't as hard as it sounds and with a little willpower you'll be walking straight all the way down the road. Read on to learn how to stay sober during a St. Patrick's Day parade.

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions

1. Volunteer as the designated driver or to look after your buddies. Putting yourself in a responsible role will mean that people won't offer you alcohol or expect you to "keep up with the crowd." Be involved in the parade events and stay busy with organizing and participating in different attractions.

2. Eat a big meal before the parade and drink a large glass of milk. Even if you do indulge in a few drinks, a full stomach should limit the effects of the alcohol and help you keep a clear head.

3. Space out your drinks if you are having alcohol. Have only a few drinks over a long space of time and take small sips instead of guzzling down your drink as fast as possible. Put lots of ice in cold drinks and limit the amount you actually drink.

4. Take advantage of the booths and stalls that line the parade. Almost all organized St Patrick's Day parades will offer burgers, bratwursts and soft drinks, which are a great alternative to beers and cocktails and will keep you full and sober.

5. Carry your own drinks with you. If you just can't stay away from the beer then bring your own alcohol free alternatives. Irish brews such as O'Douls carry a completely alcohol free range that will still give you that refreshing kick you get from regular beer. See resources for purchases.

Tips & Warnings

• Check the rules of the parade before bringing your own food or drink.
• Be certain you are not over the limit before attempting to drive.

Resources

• Alcohol-Free Beverages