How to Request a Vibrator as a Gift

So you're facing a dilemma: you really want that high-end vibrator but have no money to pay for it. You can't ask for it as a gift, can you? Oh yes, you can. Follow these steps, and you'll soon be celebrating your best holiday ever.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

1. Tell the right people that you want a vibrator as a gift—don't just blurt it out to everyone. Your partner or your best girlfriend are two people to start with. Both will take you seriously and will really listen to what you want.
2. Do the shopping for your partner. Don't ask him to shop around. Look at several vibrators, touch them, turn them on and know what kind of stimulation they provide. Narrow it down to the one or two you'd most like to have.
3. Be specific when you're telling your partner. Don't divulge everything you learned in step 2—simply tell him the two you've chosen as the ones you'd like to receive as a gift. Also tell him where to purchase the vibrators to save him time.
4. Mention the right time to give you this gift. You don't want to open a vibrator while sitting around the family Christmas tree, so ask your partner or friend to be discreet. Consider having a private gift-opening for just the two of you.

Tips & Warnings

• If you're nervous about shopping for a vibrator, host an in-home party. You'll get a chance to see a number of different sex toys in the comfortable setting of your home surrounded by close friends. Plus you'll get some sort of hostess benefit, which can mean free products. You'll leave with a wish list and a catalog so your partner will know exactly what vibrator you want as a gift.