How to Get Rich Quick

In this article, one will learn the only sure-fire ways to become an instant millionaire. Please note, the ways mentioned in this article may come at a high price.

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• lottery ticket
• Sugardaddy or Sugarmommy
• become a golddigger
• a famous last name

1. Purchase a lottery ticket every day for the rest of your life. Sit back and pray. Repeat daily. Repeat daily for the rest of your entire life. If you don't win, at least you'll die hopeful.

2. Find an older gentleman to become your Sugardaddy for the low, low price of using your body in terrible ways. Afterall, diamonds are a girl's best friend, no?

3. Fall in love with an elderly man who has less than 6 months to live. With any luck, after you've changed his diaper for most of the 6 months you might nab a spot in his will!

4. Sit around and be thankful that you were born with the last name of Rockefeller or Trump. Then, laugh hysterically at the rest of the world because we all got stuck with names like Smith or Jones.

Tips & Warnings

• SEE WARNING.
• Please note: this article is intended merely as a joke and is not intended to be used as a guide to get rich quickly.

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