How to Fight Dirty

Sometimes you can't win by fighting fair. Perhaps the odds are stacked against you or your opponent is bigger, stronger, and faster than you are. Or perhaps you're just not a very good fighter. Anyway, you need to win. Or, you really want to win. In those situations, you have to fight dirty.

Difficulty:

Moderately Challenging

Instructions

1. Attack your opponent's weaknesses. If it's a physical fight, strike the places on the body that are most vulnerable. Look for pressure points, areas that don't have any protection. Also, try to strike the areas that will cause the most pain. If it's a corporate or a business fight, the same strategies apply. Try to attack areas that will hurt your opponent the most.

2. Surprise your enemy. Who cares if it's not fair? Attack when your enemy is unaware. If possible, don't even let the person know that you are an enemy. Strike without warning, and don't allow your enemy to hit you back. If you can knock your opponents out before they have the chance to hit you, you'll never lose.

3. Use your surroundings. If it is a physical confrontation, fight dirty by grabbing anything and everything around you. Hit opponents with chairs, bats, televisions, or anything else that is handy. Throw dirt in their eyes to blind them and then hit them at your leisure. If it is a corporate fight, manipulate the situation. If you know that they're weak on some other issue, bring that element into the fight.

4. Create weaknesses for your opponent. If possible, reduce their ability to function. For example, in a physical fight you can attack the person's eyes so they won't be able to see you. Or, you could attack their knees so they can't move in the same way. Regardless, you want to make it as difficult as possible for the person to counterattack. The same goes for a corporate fight. You want to make it impossible for your enemy to manoeuvre against you.

5. Have no shame. When fighting dirty, you cannot be ashamed to do anything. Cry, beg, fake an injury; do whatever it takes. A great way of fighting dirty is to use your opponents' morals against them. If they can be tricked, trick them. For example, if they're beating you, do not be afraid to cry or whine to get them to stop. Whether it's a physical or corporate fight, the key is to gain control. Do whatever you must to control the fight.

Tips & Warnings

• Remember, this guide is just for fun. It's not actually a guide to fighting dirty.

• Don't pick fights with people who are bigger, stronger, or faster than you because you feel that you can beat them by fighting dirty. Remember, there is always the chance that the other person will fight dirty as well.