How to Dress Like a Porn Star

Whether you want to amaze your friends or show off at a retirement barbeque, dressing like your favorite porn star is the best way to make a lasting impression.

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• Picture of your favorite porn star
• Black eyeliner
• Black eyeshadow
• Fake eyelashes/ mascara
• Bronzer
• Pink lip gloss
• Glitter for the face
• Tight jeans
• Small top

1. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so flatter a porn star and find one whose style you like. Look up pictures of Jenna Jameson or Jesse Jane on the Internet for inspiration if you don’t already have a favorite.

2. Grab your makeup. The key to looking like a porn star is a heavily made-up face. Go for dark black eyeliner and smoky black and grey eyeshadows. Top it off with mascara or long fake eyelashes. Use plenty of bronzer on the cheeks and forehead and go with a kissable pout with nude or pale pink gloss. For extra glitz sprinkle lose glitter makeup on your eyelids, cheekbones, or lips.

3. Head to the closet. Porn stars keep it simple because you never know when you might have to take your clothes off. Wear something cute and form fitting but also easy to remove. Stick with tight jeans and a low cut and/or belly bearing tank top. Remember, no panties, and only wear a bra if it shows through a see through top. It doesn’t matter if it’s snowing out, because as the saying goes, less is more.

4. Never take yourself too seriously. You are a porn star now so get in character. Practice looking vacant and confused; also try licking your lips provocatively. Even if you are in a mini skirt always bend straight over to pick something up off the floor and never keep your knees together when getting out of the car.

5. Test your new look. After you have gone to all the trouble of putting on hardly any clothes and caking on your makeup, go to a local gas station or grocery store to see if anyone notices. If you have the look right, you should be able to get a few phone numbers and an invite to a private party. If not, go back, take off some clothes and layer on more eyeliner.

[tawnykay]

on 5/16/2009 Brilliant advice! I can't wait to try it!

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