How to Sound Cool After a Movie

Ever come out of the movie Theatre and hear people talking really loud about their reactions to the movie. Remember how every time this happens you want to be like them. You wish you knew all the great words they use and had what it takes to speak obnoxiously loud about the good things and most importantly the bad things. Read on to learn more.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• A friend or two
• $11.50
• Movie Theater
• 2 hours

1. As soon as the credits start to roll say something fresh and original like, "Wow, I want my 2 hours back." Then turn to your friend and say "That was horrendous." Continue to come up with all kinds of different things you would have rather done with your 2 hours like stab yourself repeatedly in the foot, or listen to Ann Coultier talk.
2. Sit through the credits and make comments about who was in the movie and who did a horrible job. Make fun of all the famous people who worked on the film, especially if they are good looking. Make sure to compliment one obscure actor who had a small role on their always solid acting abilities. Then, make a sexist joke about the female star and her looks versus her acting ability.
3. When about half the people are gone, get up and walk out so that you are in the middle of the pack exiting. This way, more people will be able to hear what you're saying. Oh, and make sure your voice is hoarse by the time you are done talking about this ghastly movie.
4. Stand outside the door pretending like you're waiting for your buddy to show up so you can go grab drinks. Continue to talk about the wretchedness of the movie. Make sure you direct your comments to passers by so that they think you are talking directly to them. Finally, as a joke have one of you walk back in and ask for your money back.