How to create an unnaturally natural beauty.

By Kimsta

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This is an article that should be taken with a grain of salt. It is meant to be slightly sarcastic and to give one insight into the current world we live in but it can be taken practically aswell. At any rate,it's amusing.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Challenging
Step1
It is time. Ladies, get out the Botox injections and throw away your wrinkle creams. Being a Barbie doll is no longer just a dream. Cosmetic surgery has created a super highway to becoming the perfect ten for just about anybody and it’s becoming cheaper every day. You can save up your yearly bonus for that vaginal tightening or how about a mini face life. Scars are no more, thanks to laser technology. Maybe you just want some bigger breasts or your tummy tucked in. The possibilities are endless. There is no excuse for letting yourself go. If we put this much scientific research into curing diseases as we do, fixing our flaws, I think we’d be able to eliminate the need to wear the pink ribbons and targets on our shirt.
Step2
Beauty is only skin deep and deep skin is always ready to be peeled off to reveal the next layer of perfect skin underneath. Who knew? Now we too can look like our never ageing soap opera stars and who has to know that we made a trip to the local spa this weekend and that is why we are so glowing and bronzed and our lips so full and voluptuous.
Let’s not forget the inner beauty, by that I mean the need to be imputing antioxidants, essential minerals and hydration into our bodies. Vitamins aren’t just for healthy immune systems they keep our skin taught and our pores minimized.
Makeup has advanced too; many contain now plumping agents and minerals that diffuse light. It all sounds so futuristic. Imagine if this is how advanced the beauty industry is now, what does the future actually hold. We could be so gorgeous that we can only stare at each other for seconds at a time in fear of being blinded. Just like the sun.
Step3
So, let’s review. First of all skin should always be stripped, buffed, cleaned out, moisturized and then all flaws should at the very least be light diffused if not burned off.
Hair on any part of the body other than the head, should be completely null and void, eliminated on the spot, through laser technology. Hair on the head, that one is too easy, cut to style and then filled with chemicals to give it shine and volume and finally set to stay with more chemicals.
The fat on your body, forget the gym, just make a trip to your local lipo clinic and have it removed but don’t forget to also take care of the cellulite or varicose veins, while you’re there.
If you wish to have the perfect figure, you can just go for a quick breast implant, and / or butt lift. As I already mentioned you can also get your second set of lips tightened too if you require it.
Now I hope I’ve made everyone’s beauty woes disappear into thin air and made us all feel a little more at ease with our bodies.

Tips & Warnings

  • Beauty is no longer in the eye of the beholder but the hands with the scalpel.

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