How to Duck the Works of William Shakespeare

By lisadee

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Ever feel like the collected works of the Bard are hitting you upside the head? Here's a quick solution.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Step1
When the works of Shakespeare are hurling through space towards you you should bend your knees and duck for cover.
Step2
Alternate method #1: Dive for cover under the nearest counter, table or bed.
Step3
Alternate method #2: Grab a bat and knock them away from you.

Tips & Warnings

  • If you cannot take cover try not to be hit by the edges of the book. They hurt.

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on 12/4/2007 Alas, I did not have your advice at my disposal in college when, as an English literature major, the works of Sir Shakespeare rendered me black and blue at least once a quarter! Should I ever return to a college campus again, I will do so equipped with your wisdom and warm knees ready to fold me under the nearest desk.

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on 12/4/2007 Alas, I did not have your advice at my disposal in college when, as an English literature major, the works of Sir Shakespeare rendered me black and blue at least once a quarter! Should I ever return to a college campus again, I will do so equipped with your wisdom and warm knees ready to fold me under the nearest desk.

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