How to Converse With Amish People

When it comes to bending the ear of an Amish man or woman, the nuts and bolts of general communication can be tough. Besides a widely different sphere of reference, the Amish have a built-in (or incrementally developed) sense of wariness for the outside world. Yes, some Amish will cheerfully talk about a wide range of subjects, but others will become cold, unresponsive, or even angry. One good rule of thumb: leave the basic lifestyle questions (do you have a tv? do you have a toilet?) for reading texts and talk to Amish people about more general things.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Challenging

1. Try a little "Pennsylvania Dutch." Most of the Amish in the state of Pennsylvania (and some elsewhere) speak this version of German (not Dutch!) at home, a 'pidgin' dialect where many words rhyme. This language developed over time as German farmers began their lives in the 'English' world of America. Most Amish will respond well to someone who can speak their language.
2. Know the customs. It helps to know about the Amish and their beliefs. This can help you figure out what to say and what not to say. Any question or comment deemed too "worldly" will make many Amish clam up entirely or address you with snide comments.
3. Don't be too intrusive. The Amish have a strong sense of being "stalked" or watched by tourists and even locals who may lack a sense of boundaries. They understand that inconsiderate people feel the Amish were put on earth for their enjoyment, and most Amish are strong-willed enough to make one of these 'English' interlopers seem like a fool. If you are lucky enough to happen to engage an Amish person in conversation, stick to respectful, pertinent questions.
4. Don't speak in intellectual-ese. While many Amish may be amused by SAT language or literary references, some of them may not know what you're talking about. The Amish tend to leave the educational system early (they have their own schools) to work, and so they may not have all of the pop-culture references or academic savvy of other citizens. However, the Amish are generally not afraid of big words or academia.
5. Find the right setting. The best place to talk to an Amish person is where you have some common goal or task. Some produce vendors are sometimes willing to chat, and an Amish contractor working on your home usually has a minute to spare. The best way to get involved in conversation is to provide a service to the community: Amish "drivers" (those who transport Amish to necessary destinations) have their own chances to talk.

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