How to Buy Love

Despite the Beatle's song, "Can't Buy Me Love," you can buy love. It doesn't even take large sums of money. However, the more money you have, the more successful you can be at buying love.

Instructions

1. Create an attractive image. If you have a nice face, but awful teeth, hire a cosmetic dentist. Plastic surgery is expensive, but it can modify your body and face into an attractive package. Hire a fashion consultant to show you which styles flatter you.

2. Hire attractive dates. People want what they can't have. An escort service can provide you with a beautiful or handsome date. If you're associated with attractive people, you generally are viewed as attractive. You can also buy a date with a celebrity bachelor or bachelorette at a charity auction.

3. Shower your love interest with gifts. Find out what things she likes and buy specific gifts based on her interests. If she likes a certain author, consider buying her a book signed by the author. The more money you have, the more chance you have of impressing her. For example, with more money you could fly her to a conference where the author lectures.

4. Order a bride or husband through the mail. The Internet allows you to view profiles and see pictures of potential spouses before ordering. Many online services offer a match making service.

5. Pay a matchmaking service. Membership to sites like eHarmony provides you with prospects whose personalities match yours. Once you are interested in a man, mail him a gift. Again, the more money you have, the more you should spend. Other dating experts can analyze your behavior and characteristics and give you suggestions on how to find love.

6. Buy a dog. A dog is a man's best friend. Provide a home, food and a toy and you've bought a loving companion. This works with other animals as well. And when you walk the dog, you might meet your human love match!