How to Behave in an Art Museum

Art museums are wonderful places in which to learn about history, culture and humanity. They are inspirational in their reflection of the human spirit and our desire to capture the essence and beauty of our existence. But like all public places, one must know how to act accordingly so that other people can enjoy the experience as well.

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

1. Pick up a map or guidebook so that you do not miss any areas, but, if you can, refrain from using those audio guides that explain each piece. Try to interpret the work for yourself.

2. Stand at least 3 to 4 feet from the piece being observed. This will ensure the piece's safety and keep you from obscuring the view of others.

3. Speak in hushed tones or whispers only, if you have to speak at all. Appreciating art requires concentration and thought. Loud chatter or pretentious pontification are distracting. Don't interpret the work for others. Keep your opinions and perspectives to yourself until you're out of the museum and can share them with friends or other viewers.

4. Take your time with each piece but give others a chance to view and appreciate the work. Stand at an angle so others can find a spot from which to view the work. If it becomes crowded, give someone else a chance. You can always come back and see the piece again later. In fact, you should. You may see something different, form a new perspective with a second viewing.

5. Donate money to the museum if you were not charged an entry fee. This will assist in the upkeep of the works and provide future art lovers the opportunity to enjoy the museum as well.

[alleyosh]

on 12/5/2007 Oh, so you're the one who "accidently" backhanded my kid the Chuck Close exhibit!