How to Check Out Guys in the Locker Room Without Getting Caught

All of us gay men do it. We're just all afraid of getting caught. Of course we're talking about checking out hot guys in the gym locker room. There are tricks of the trade that can help you get a look at that eye candy without getting thrown out.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• Change of clothes
• Gym locker
• Gym membership

1. Find a hot guy.
2. Find a locker close to the hot guy. Don't take a locker right next to him. It's too difficult to safely check him out. Try to find one about 10 to 15 feet away.
3. Begin changing into your gym clothes. Use your peripheral vision to look at him. When you see that his attention is diverted, you can get a more direct look.
4. Begin paying more attention to changing your clothes if you suspect anyone is watching you stare. One good way to do this is to pretend you have a knot in your shoelace. If you think that will look stupid, actually tie a knot in your shoelace.
5. Leave if you have completed changing your clothes and the hot guy is still in the midst of changing. You don't want to overstay your welcome. However if you must get another look, walk to a sink, wash your hands and then walk back to your locker as if you forgot something.

Tips & Warnings

• Don't linger around the locker room just to check out guys. That's creepy.
• Don't stare at any one guy for too long. That too is just creepy.