How to Eat Green Eggs and Ham

Do you like that Sam-I-am? Do you like green eggs and ham?

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• Green eggs
• Ham (also green)
• House
• Mouse
• Box
• Fox
• Car
• Tree
• Train
• Dark
• Rain
• Goat
• Boat

1. Try them here, or try them there. Eat them, eat them anywhere.
2. Eat your green eggs in a house. Eat your green ham with a mouse.
3. Gobble those green eggs in a box. Share some green ham with a fox.
4. Cram while cruising in a car, while you go from near to far. Try them while stuck in a tree, they'll be good that way, you'll see.
5. Try them on a train, or in the dark, or in the rain. Eat them up while on a boat, quickly! While you're still afloat!

Tips & Warnings

• Make Sam-I-am eat his own darn rotten eggs and ham.
• Avoid Sam-I-Am-onella by sticking to fresh eggs and ham that's still pink.