How to be a Wicked Awesome Ninja

If you ever thought of yourself as a creepy night crawling assasin, this article just might be for you! In this article, you will learn to stalk, hide, attack, and keep your personal information concealed! I sensei Dale, will guide you to be the best ninja this world has ever come to know!

Difficulty: Challenging

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• black cloth
• a katana
• a sharp mind
• a victim
• a sensei master

1. Practice sneaking up on your friends, this is the best way to learn how to hide. Make sure you get there permission first though, otherwise they might call the police on you!!! If you get good, try attacking them next time!!!

2. Never give anyone, not even your relatives, your true identidy, a true ninja will keep his mouth shut. If you do reveal your true identidy,you are no longer a ninja because you have broken the ninja code.

3. Take as many marshall arts classes as possible. Learn where all the pressure points on the body are, so you can take down your opponent with lightning fast speed!!! i recomend kung-fu, because they not only teach you to inflict pain, but they also use various weapons such as staffs, butterfly swords, etc...

Tips & Warnings

• Do not kill anybody at all! that would cause total chaos and the police would somehow figure out that you became a ninja through this eHow article and i would get serious crap.
• Make sure you know and understand the ninja code, in ancient times, a ninja who didnt follow the code would be exicuted.
• I do not recommend hurting anyone to a point that you hospitalize them, you would easilly be paying the charges and perhaps find yourself in prison.

[GEORGECLOONEY]

on 12/2/2007 dude awsome this is your friend GEOGRGECLOONEY all in capitals if you know what i mean!!!

[TenaciousD]

on 11/30/2007 Wow, that was great! I would have never known!!!! >:)