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Step 1
Sit in front of the television. This may sound hard. But find a chair, a couch, sofa, whatever you need to succeed to watch the television. Put your butt on the sitting device and allow your legs to rest. With practice, this may become easier.
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Step 2
Turn on the television. Before you stop reading this, relax this step isn't nearly as hard as it sounds. Take a deep breath. Some to most televisions come with a 'power switch' or 'remote control' so you can turn on the television. Hit that button. Don't worry, it shouldn't make your wall explode.
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Step 3
Open your eyes. This step is easier said than done. You have two eyes and sometimes opening them both at once can be quite a challenge. So just remember what it is like to wake-up in morning, hopefully this will help you.
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Step 4
Use the 'Remote Control' to flip thru channels. Television, in reality, are not controlled by evil spirits, but apparently are sent thru 'digital signals' that reach your 'television' from a 'satellite' or 'cable'. Honestly, I didn't believe it either, but my cousin said it is true.
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Step 5
Televisions have 'Shows' on 'Channels'. When there is this high concept item called a 'commercial' that will give you permission to get up and get something to feed your hard working stomach. Warning: Do not eat anything healthy. Healthy food will not give you enough energy to complete your television watching.
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Step 6
Pray: Most people will make it thru a session of television watching usually with divine intervention. If you are lucky, the good lord may actually carry you thru an episode of a television show.
