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How to Watch TV

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By kadunleavy
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To watch a televisions takes some of the greatest concentration a person can put out. Some of finest athletes, scholars, politicians, and all around do-gooders seldom make a a good television watcher.

Difficulty: Easy
Instructions
  1. Step 1

    Sit in front of the television. This may sound hard. But find a chair, a couch, sofa, whatever you need to succeed to watch the television. Put your butt on the sitting device and allow your legs to rest. With practice, this may become easier.

  2. Step 2

    Turn on the television. Before you stop reading this, relax this step isn't nearly as hard as it sounds. Take a deep breath. Some to most televisions come with a 'power switch' or 'remote control' so you can turn on the television. Hit that button. Don't worry, it shouldn't make your wall explode.

  3. Step 3

    Open your eyes. This step is easier said than done. You have two eyes and sometimes opening them both at once can be quite a challenge. So just remember what it is like to wake-up in morning, hopefully this will help you.

  4. Step 4

    Use the 'Remote Control' to flip thru channels. Television, in reality, are not controlled by evil spirits, but apparently are sent thru 'digital signals' that reach your 'television' from a 'satellite' or 'cable'. Honestly, I didn't believe it either, but my cousin said it is true.

  5. Step 5

    Televisions have 'Shows' on 'Channels'. When there is this high concept item called a 'commercial' that will give you permission to get up and get something to feed your hard working stomach. Warning: Do not eat anything healthy. Healthy food will not give you enough energy to complete your television watching.

  6. Step 6

    Pray: Most people will make it thru a session of television watching usually with divine intervention. If you are lucky, the good lord may actually carry you thru an episode of a television show.

Tips & Warnings
  • For good comedy: don't miss Thursday night NBC
  • Don't forget about online replays of episodes. Most shows can be watched on the channel's website!
  • Don't ignore the silly shows. "Beauty and the Geek" and "Gossip Girl" may be just what you need.

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