How to Cook in Jail

By ruralwriter

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If you have spent any time in jail, you know that the quality of menu is anything close to a three-star or even two-star restaurant. But with a little creativity and these steps you'll have a few decent additions to the jailhouse cuisine in no time.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Things You’ll Need:

  • Snack Foods
  • Microwave

How to Cook in Jail

Step1
Mix milk and coke for a smooth milkshake-like treat.
Step2
Bite the ends off of Twizzlers Candy to use as flavored straws.
Step3
Mix together several packages of ketchup with 3/4 cup of water and heat. Add a package of salt and pepper.
Step4
Mix one package of syrup with one package butter and microwave until melted then pout over popped corn.

Tips & Warnings

  • Save condiments- you never know when you can use them.
  • Do not use contraband! It will just get you in trouble.

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