How to Watch a Boring Sports Event

There comes a time when all people disinterested in sports are forced to sit through a game. It can be painful, but there are some good tricks that can make the event tolerable.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Challenging

Things You’ll Need:

• self

1. Give up trying to discern what is going on
2. Decide which team has the best colors
3. Look at the numbers on the players. Figure out which ones are prime. Factor the rest
4. Pick out the cutest players, or the players you would most want to look like
5. In a moment of intense silence, shout "Go Sports!"