How to survive BLACK FRIDAY

By stroy

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Ahh yes, still full and sleepy from turkey and pie, let Christmas shopping begin.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

Step1
Wake up at 3:30am.
Step2
Prepare shopping list while drinking coffee and wishing you were still sleeping.
Step3
Locate keys.
Step4
Drive to the local mall, shopping center, and anywhere else.
Step5
Become agitated that you cannot find a spot within 2sq miles of the entrance, even though it is 4 in the morning.
Step6
Jog to entrance with purse, any applicable children, and sanity.
Step7
Upon entering realize you are one of the several million people hunting down the same door buster bargain.
Step8
Let the shopping begin!
Step9
Find a coffee shop after hour 1. Drink the coffee, black extra sugar.
Step10
Yell at children.
Step11
Yell at everyone.
Step12
Check list to be sure you have everything. Which you do not. Save it for the 24th.
Step13
Leave entrance happy to be done.
Step14
Realize you are on wrong side of mall!

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