How to survive BLACK FRIDAY

Ahh yes, still full and sleepy from turkey and pie, let Christmas shopping begin.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• Patience
• Credit Cards
• Coffee
• Aspirin

1. Wake up at 3:30am.
2. Prepare shopping list while drinking coffee and wishing you were still sleeping.
3. Locate keys.
4. Drive to the local mall, shopping center, and anywhere else.
5. Become agitated that you cannot find a spot within 2sq miles of the entrance, even though it is 4 in the morning.
6. Jog to entrance with purse, any applicable children, and sanity.
7. Upon entering realize you are one of the several million people hunting down the same door buster bargain.
8. Let the shopping begin!
9. Find a coffee shop after hour 1. Drink the coffee, black extra sugar.
10. Yell at children.
11. Yell at everyone.
12. Check list to be sure you have everything. Which you do not. Save it for the 24th.
13. Leave entrance happy to be done.
14. Realize you are on wrong side of mall!