How to Behave in a Men's Restroom

A trip to the public men’s restroom can be a trying ordeal. Lack of urinals or stalls, cleanliness issues and an ingrained sense of bodily shame can make even the most pleasant journey to the bathroom a nightmarish experience. These behavioral tips will ease the psychological pain and allow you to do your business with the fewest snags and pitfalls.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• Presence of mind
• Courtesy
• An iron will

1. Scout out your options.
2. Choose a urinal furthest from the crowd.
3. Avoid eye contact. Never, ever look at those next you.
4. Touching anything or anyone is forbidden.
5. Waiting in line should be done quietly. Do not engage anyone in conversation.
6. Work swiftly and do not linger.
7. Flush with foot or elbow.
8. Wash hands and dry on pant legs. There are never any paper towels.
9. Exit with purpose.