Things You'll Need:
- Ping pong table
- Ping pong paddles
- Ping pong balls
- Glue
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Step 1
Practice when your roommate is at work. If they think you're not prepared, you already have a leg up.
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Step 2
Develop a trick serve that nicks the corner of the table at least 99 percent of the time. Most professionals won't be able to return this.
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Step 3
Crack their paddle and put it back together with just enough glue so by the time they figure out what they're playing with, it's too late.
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Step 4
Compliment your roommate's skill before the game then ask for a 5 point cushion just to make things even.
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Step 5
Scream "I own you" at the top of your lungs on every shot.
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Step 6
Argue every close call with a John McEnroe "Are you kidding me?" Your cocky roommate will get tired of this routine and will start to cave just to get to the next point.
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Step 7
Give your cocky roommate a little chin music. Launching every third serve past their head lets them know you mean business.
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Step 8
Wear a headband, short shorts and enter to your favorite classic rock ballad. The laughing won't stop until you're up by at least 3 points.
