Things You'll Need:
- Metal file cabinets tossed out by many offices
- Messy, disorganized shop
- Business cards
- Velcro self stick wrap
- Dumpster height ladder
- Pickup truck or trailer
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Step 1
dumpsterdiverDo some dumpster diving: If you visit a few office parks, you will undoubtedly find cabinets tossed into a dumpster, especially around the end of the fiscal year when companies purge inventory to avoid paying taxes on stuff that's too old to take a depreciation on with a straight face. If you see new computer boxes, indicating they've gone digital, the chances improve to find old file cabinets. Use a ladder if you can't reach. The best ones are legal size with thumb latches. I know it's hard to believe that perfectly good stuff like this winds up in the trash, but it happens daily, trust me.
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Step 2
objects in drawer may appear largerLighten your prize by removing the drawers: You need to be sure that no vermin is taking refuge in them anyway before you load them on your truck/trailer. Nobody likes a surprise rat "hat" when a drawer slides open accidentally, and the freaked out occupant leaps onto your head while you are struggling to move the cabinet. Get a nice assortment of colors for an interesting mix, or go for all beige if tastes run toward the traditional. (or boring) Your tools won't care. Likewise, you may find some with cartoons taped to them or hardened cookie icing from last years office Christmas party, and these flaws only give them more character. Finding perfect cabinets is about as likely as Rush Limbaugh's voice giving out. They were free... think positive.
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Step 3
Lug the cabinets into your disorganized, cluttered, and embarrassingly disemboweled work area or garage and dig in. Trim business cards from your failed Real Estate Investment business to fit the label slots on the cabinets, and write what's in each drawer on the back. For example, you might put all your hand saws in one drawer, your electric saws in another drawer, and the ones that used to be battery powered that are now hand saws in another drawer, marked "Pure Crap." Velcro Quick Wrap that sticks to itself is great for wrangling tie down straps, rolled power cords and that frayed bicycle cable you keep poking yourself with.
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Step 4
Keep putting stuff away until the shop is as uncluttered as Senator Craig's brain, or you run out of drawers. Keep several trash cans handy during the process to impress your spouse just how brutally you can purge when you get into it. (You can pull some good stuff back out when she leaves.) Enjoy your clutter free work space, and remember: They were FREE..FREE...FREE! You liberated them from their undignified and odorous repose and gave them new life.














Comments
Summersile said
on 3/20/2009 Cool idea. You're right, those old filing cabinets are everywhere.
SimplyCuttings said
on 12/29/2008 I love this article; my garage thanks you!