How to Be Stupid

Many folks do not really need help being stupid. For the ones who are not stupid, but desire to be...
Here is a guide to being stupid just for you.

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions

1. Try to make rust sparkle. I've heard you can make it sparkle, but whom would want to make it? I guess a stupid person.

2. Tell everyone you were abducted by little green men.

3. Wear your name tag upside down at work. Then when some one points it out. Say "No my shirt is on upside down.

4. Wear your underwear half way up your back, tucking your shirt into them.

5. When you trip on a invisible object. Be sure to present the fact over and over that you triped on a invisible object.

6. Always talk about your car as if it was a person.
   
   Example: "Man, Betty drove me half way through the United States before she blew a piston."

7. Well I hope these 6 examples i've written are a help for you to start being stupid. There are many ways of being stupid and depending om how people think of this one. Will determine my decision to post another article on how to be stupid.

Tips & Warnings

• When being stupid try to make people think you are really stupid.
• If your stupid you may be offended by some of the things I wrote. This warning probably offends you also.

[johnrapp]

on 5/21/2009 they deleted my How to Be Stupid article. bravo, buddy.

[Heart-C]

on 8/5/2008 How to make rust sparkle? Sprinkle silver-dust on it I spose lol

[AbbyNormal]

on 1/9/2008 You interviewed my ex for this article, didn't you??????

[arwen1964]

on 11/16/2007 You're killing me!!! And helping me procrastinate, lol!