How to Avoid Being Vomited On

Nobody likes vomiting, but being vomited on can be even worse. Having someone vomit on you can be one of the most repulsive experiences you can have, but you can avoid the potential of this gross and messy experience by being prepared.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

1. Stay away from situations in which people are likely to vomit. Illnesses and excessive eating or drinking can cause people to become nauseous and possibly vomit. Stay away from hospitals, eating contests and keg parties to avoid being vomited on.
2. Make sure there are adequate things to vomit in if you are in the presence of someone who may vomit. Toilets, sinks, buckets and large mixing bowls are all sufficient items in which to vomit. If these items are available, a vomiting person will likely be drawn to them when it comes time to direct the path of his vomit.
3. Avoid attracting attention to yourself if you are in the presence of someone who is about to vomit. Keep your distance and be quiet. You don't want to give a person who is about to vomit any reason to come toward you or face you.
4. Be prepared to protect yourself. Make sure you have objects that can block vomit within your grasp at all times when you're in the presence of a potential vomiter. Make sure your object of choice is easily maneuverable so you can block vomit that is coming from any direction.
5. Have good reflexes. If you don't have any way to protect yourself from vomit coming into your direction, your best defense is to run and get away from the area where vomiting is occurring.