How to Make Time to Masturbate

Sex is a great way to release tension. And if you're single and worried about having safe sex with a stranger, or if your partner doesn't want sex as much as you do, or doesn't quite satisfy you as thoroughly as you enjoy, then masturbation is the key. If making time to masturbate is an issue, here are a few tips to find time to enjoy your sexuality.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

1. Multi-task. When masturbating yourself, you can get it on whenever you feel sexually aroused; you don't have to wait on anyone else's schedule or preferred safe place. Do it in the shower or bath, or while watching your favorite television show.
2. Build time into your schedule. Develop a code word if you're worried about someone else reading your calendar book. Write the time in to your day to masturbate and follow through.
3. Consider the alternative if you don't make time to masturbate. You may be tempted to jump into bed with someone and regret it later. You might get headaches or start snapping at your coworkers. Avoid these consequences and get off regularly.
4. Practice so that you're quicker to get yourself off. Then you won't have to worry about finding extra time. With practice and getting to know yourself better and what gets off, you should be able to get in and finish a quickie in five minutes or less.
5. Use your break times to masturbate instead of eating that extra cookie or bag of chips. Make masturbation part of a new weight-loss regimen this way. It's definitely win-win.