How to Annoy Your Downstairs Neighbor Without Getting Evicted
Have a horrible downstairs neighbor who constantly bothers you? Want to get that neighbor back without getting evicted? Here are some tips on how you can annoy your downstairs neighbor without being evicted.
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Listen to music during the day with your speakers on the ground. You can't be evicted for listening to music during the afternoon. Besides, the music doesn't even need to be that loud for it to bother your downstairs neighbor when the speakers are on the floor.
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Walk around your apartment with shoes on. If you're wearing shoes around your place you won't even have to stomp around to get a bad reaction from your downstairs neighbor. You can't get evicted from simply walking around, either.
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Constantly move things around in your apartment. This will create many noises that will drive your downstairs crazy. When your neighbors asks you about the noises, just play dumb.
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Have guests over to your place all the time. This will create even more disruptions than you walking around your apartment. As long as you have guests over during the day and there's no yelling or anything of that nature involved, you won't be evicted. You will, however, annoy your downstairs neighbor.
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Exercise in your apartment. As long as it's at a reasonable hour there is no way that you can be evicted for simply exercising in your own apartment.
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Run the vacuum cleaner every day. This will drive your downstairs neighbor insane. If your landlord and/or neighbor asks why you use your vacuum cleaner everyday just tell them that you are a neat-freak and have OCD.
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Tips & Warnings
Try all of these at your own risk.
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The music thing doesn't actually work, most cities and towns have noise violations directly tied to stereo equipement. You may not get evicted but hundreds, even thousands of dollars in fines may make it hard for you to pay rent.
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and if i get kick out of my own apartment from this hoe its on....i have kids and there's noises that are unpreventable...and that's her fault if she works from her home 24/7.....she don't have a man, don't have no kids, and love to fucc with other people...smfh
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ohh no i meant slingshot at the dogs hahaha..which is bad when i work for a vet clinic! and good idea! eric washes the porch now and all the dirty water goes down to them..weird things end up in their yard thanks to us.
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Uh can't shoot neighbors...something about illelagal? Start watering imaginary plants and rain on their parade?
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dont you have a slingshot for that? our neighbors use a charcoal grill and ALL the smoke goes right up to our place. we cant breathe. im complaining the next day we have off..now that its going to be summer i know they will be grilling every freakin day!! but until i can complain i am being immature and walking very loud..eaarthquuaake! :]
