How to Punk Out a Player

Your lady is hot and gets a lot of attention. But that doesn't mean you have to sit back when a player makes his move on her. Do you remain cool or give the player something to cry about? Since most ladies find fighting a major turn-off, your best bet is to punk him out. What follows are some simple ways to punk out the player.

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions

1. Cut the player off by telling your girl you really need to get going. Then whisk her away and out of the bar before there is any chance at a confrontation.

2. Play it off and act as though you don't even know your girl. Then as soon as the player begins his approach, cut in and give her your best line, "Your sweetness is my weakness." The player should be long gone by the time you two begin smooching.

3. Allow your lady to talk with the player for a few minutes before sending her a drink. Then have the bartender tell her "the gentleman at the end of the bar wanted to know if you could join him." She'll gladly accept your offer leaving the dunce crying in his beer.

4. Walk up and boldly give her a passionate kiss right in front of the player. Then turn around calmly and ask her to introduce you to her friend.

5. Act as though the player is a waiter or worker at the bar (club, party) and politely ask him to refill your beer.

6. Let your woman take care of the light work. If she's a girl after your heart, she'll turn the player down faster than you can say Don Juan.