How to Talk Trash in Video Games

Playing games online can be a nightmare if your trash talking skills aren't up to par. You can't humiliate your victims if you can't deliver that great one liner to make them cry in despair and frustration. These steps can help you on your way to delivering punishing zingers that cause your enemies to cower in the corner.

Instructions

1. Kill the enemy by any means necessary--the dirtier the kill the better.

2. Yell, "Owned sucka." This lets your opponent know that he is now your property.

3. Stand over the lifeless corpse of your opponent and crouch, placing your characters scrotum over his face. This is known as tea bagging.

4. Watch your back because your opponent has probably respawned by now and is looking for revenge. Repeat Steps 1 through 4 for each kill. This annoys your opponent to no end that they soon become enraged, frustrated and finally humiliated, often leaving the match before the game is over.

5. Laugh hysterically at your opponents pain, cursing him as he leaves the match.

Tips & Warnings

• Don't attempt to trash talk before you a good enough to kill your opponent with ease. If you just got a lucky kill, keep your mouth shut. Premature trash talking only leads to utter humiliation and defeat on your part. You're basically painting a big ol' target on your back.

• Be wary of excessive trash talking and cursing. Most consoles and games allow other players to provide feedback about their opponents. Too much negative feedback can get you banned from playing online.