How to be Straight Edge

How to be StraightXXXEdge

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• Black magic marker(unscented)
• elitist attitude

1. Give up all addictions except Mountain Dew and Red Bull.
2. Draw big black X's on the back of your hands.
3. Be an elitist to all your friends and family until they hate you.
4. Repeat step 3 with everyone you meet who isn't straight edge.
5. When you turn 21 start drinking, smoking and sleeping around.

Tips & Warnings

• Be as big of a jackass as you can.
• Most people will hate you.