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Step 1
Break the law, but gently. They say there's no such thing as bad press.
Well, it's mostly true. I don't think Boy George was elated when news
leaked about him picking up garbage as part of his community service.
Other than that, even a minor legal infraction can be good enough to
get E! Entertainment calling. -
Step 2
Reality show 101. No matter how far you fall off the celebrity
radar, reality television is there to help. You might have to lose
weight - fast - or eat gross objects, but chances are a slot on one
show or another awaits you. -
Step 3
Date weird. You're 46 and haven't had a gig in a decade? Date a
62-year-old. That will get the press's attention. The rest, as they
say, is up to you. -
Step 4
Write your way back. This may be the craziest notion, but a
has-been could always crawl back to the top by either writing a great
new song or penning a terrific part for himself to play. The vast
majority of the public may not be eager for your comeback, but there's
always someone willing to take a chance.









