How to Deal With A Potential Rapist/Attacker

By mickeyz

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Is pacifism always the answer?

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Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Step1

Pray and/or meditate

Step2

Chalk it up to bad karma

Step3

Recognize that he is a human and tell him that you love him

Step4

Ask yourself: What would Gandhi/Dalai Lama/Jesus do?

Step5

Try to remember that excellent saying about non-violence you got from your yoga teacher

Step6

Look down to draw his attention in that direction and promptly whip out a finger jab to his eyes. When he brings his hands up (too late) to protect himself, kick his testicles up into his throat—doubling him over. Follow-up by grabbing him by the hair and bringing his face down into a powerful knee blow. Get the hell out of there as fast as you can.

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welch said

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on 4/11/2008 he,he, so was I.....

stufinopolis said

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on 3/29/2008 that was good, i'm amused. actually, i'd suggest acting insane. that works too. people tend to run fast when ur screaming about you're minions, the evil squirells, and how they're after you're nuts

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