How to Undress a Girl

Undressing a girl is something that hopefully you will only do with someone of legal age.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• Patience

1. Relax, trying to unzip a button or unbutton a zipper can have disastrous effects when undressing a girl. And only undress a girl who says 'yes'
2. Go slow, savor each piece of skin revealed as a starving man savours food. Each morsel of skin revealed when undressing a girl is like a new diamond discovered.
3. Enjoy the beauty you have revealed. You have undressed a girl, not a piece of meat. Be appreciative of the gift before you.

Tips & Warnings

• Never, ever say 'I love you' unless you mean it.
• Never, ever undress a girl who says 'No'.
• Never undress a girl in front of her parents
• Be aware that undressing a girl can lead to high blood pressure, loss of intellectual capability, and long bouts of exhaustion