How to Toilet Paper a House

Toilet Paper a House

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While many people will cringe at the thought of having their house toilet papered, there are some who remember what it was like to be young and rebellious. Whether you are a young person who is looking to paper a house or an area or you are simply a person who is young at heart hoping to enjoy a piece of their childhood again, there are some great tricks to keep in mind while you are setting out for toilet papering mayhem!

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Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

Lots of toilet paper (the ply is your preference!)

Step1

When you set out to paper a house or any trees that are fairly large in size, it is always a good idea to have more than one person helping you out. By having somebody on the receiving end of the roll as it comes over, you will be able to get the job done much faster than if you were alone.

Step2

As you start with the first throw, you may want to begin by holding the roll of paper in one hand, while grabbing the end of it in the other hand, making somewhat of a ball of paper in your fist. When you throw the roll, hold onto the ball of paper in the other fist a bit to ensure that you have a good "tail" of paper to hang on your end.

Step3

Once you get the swing of things, you are going to become all caught up in the fun of papering! Keep on throwing each roll until you are finished and have achieved the level of papering and destruction that you set out for!

Tips & Warnings

Single ply toilet paper will lessen the mess for the homeowner or anyone who will be involved in clean up. The single ply toilet tissue will end up dissolving faster for easier cleanup when it rains as well.
Double ply toilet paper will have less of a chance of tearing with each throw. For obvious reasons, the stronger the paper, the better chance you have of the roll making it to the other side with each toss.
Always arm yourself will several rolls when you head out papering to make your experience worth while.
Wear black if you do not want to get caught... lots of black!
You may want to bring a back pack filled with toilet paper. This way you can easily carry the toilet paper around with you without any other bulky bags. Simply toss your pack on your back and go!