Dating Ken Homer has been a serious subject since the beginingof time, little is known about this legendary creature. This article will attempt to help you on your quest.
Extensive knowlege on the Health & Safety at work act. 1974
Step1
Choosing the date location: A good choice for a date with the Ken Homer would be somewhere resembling an office or customer support center. Take note of the environment around you, items such as staplers will add to setting and make your date go much smoother.
Step2
During the date: Strike up a conversation about the Health & Safety at work act. Be sure to get your facts right. Quoting something wrong may lead to you being ate or a keyboard up your...
Step3
The Sex: Your on your own from here on....
Tips & Warnings
If he starts to lecture you on the health and safety at work act, this would be a good time to use your ear plugs. Don't worry about upsetting him, he wont notice.
Attemping to date Ken Homer is a dangerous mission, many things could go wrong leading to mental health problems or fatal injury.
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Comments
kenhomer said
on 11/2/2007 Want anything added to this article, let me know :)