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How to Heckle Metallica

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Hate Metallica? Wish to protest expensive downloads? Here's how to properly heckle Metallica.

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

Step 1

Purchase concert ticket. Preferably, close enough to be heard.
Step 2

Attend concert and prepare the people around you.
Step 3

Wait for the drums to hit the stage.
Step 4

Exclaim one, or all, of the following heckles (be sure to drag out syllables for maximum effect):
-"Napster"
-"Time Warner"
-Heavy Corporate"
-Megadeth
Step 5

Repeat Step 4 as necessary until crowd joins in or being dragged away by security.