How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

We've all seen the movie (okay, statistics show that 56% of all women have seen that movie and that 75.6% of all statistics are made up). Is it really possible to lose a guy in 10 days? Sometimes breaking up is hard to do. No one wants to be the bad guy. Especially if you are a girl. Here's how to lose a guy - in 10 days or so.

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• A boyfriend you don't like anymore
• An evil, black heart
• N Sync CDs
• Cats
• Taco Bell
• Cell phone you always answer

1. Be clingy. Men hate clingy. Answer the phone whenever he calls. And, if for some reason he doesn't call every 20 minutes, call him. If he doesn't answer, text him. Repeat as necessary.

2. Ask him "Whatcha Thinking?" as often as possible. You're cooking dinner and he looks at you? "Whatcha Thinking?" You're lying in bed cuddling? "Whatcha Thinking?" Knock on the bathroom while he's in there with a newspaper. "Whatcha Thinking?" Add girly-high pitched accent.

3. Baby Talk. In front of his friends. Ask him if he missed you while you were gone. In front of his friends.

4. Don't dress sexy. Don't brush your hair. Wear frumpy clothes when you run over to his house at a moment's notice. Don't bother shaving.

5. Act mad for no reason at all but be mad when he asks you why. Say "You know!" and continue to punish him even though he hasn't done anything wrong. Cry. In front of his friends.

6. How about just telling the guy you're just not that into him? Its basically what we would and should expect from a guy, so its only fair. Plus, no one wants to be the bad guy.

Tips & Warnings

• Don't cheat on your guy. No one deserves that.
• Expect to be cheated on at his first available opportunity.
• Be sure that he will never want you back after you act like an infant, so make sure you'll never want him to.
• All his friends will think you're crazy, just so you know.

[haileyerickson]

on 5/25/2009 blakeerickson is MY husband and ehow was accidently logged in as him...whoops! by the way, that is another way to lose a guy (or husband) in 10 days!

[blakeerickson]

on 5/25/2009 It's a good thing that I"m married and can't easily 'lose' my husband otherwise I would be guilty of step 2

[micka]

on 11/12/2008 this is a good way to loose a guy in 10 days it really worked out for the best. like i really couldnt believe that it worked so fast and so easily

[favefive]

on 12/10/2007 Ho funny...I am sure those would work...lol. Reminds me of the movie I saw last summer :)