How to Ensure Your Dentist Will Never want to see you again.

This will take a lot of bravery, but I can guarantee that your dentist will never want to see you again.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Challenging

Things You’ll Need:

• You
• A long coat
• a willingness to go crazy.

1. Schedule an appointment with your dentist.
2. Show up on time wearing nothing but a trench coat.
3. Act as if nothing is wrong.
4. Make your way to the dentists chair.
5. Open your coat.
6. Point to your belly button.
7. Ask the dentist if he/she will drill that cavity.
8. When you are told no ask if the hygienist will at least clean it.
9. If told no, get up and storm out.( I didn't say to close the coat) If yes, clap your hands and smile.

Tips & Warnings

• people will think you are crazy.
• You may be arrested for indecent exposure
• You may be sent to a psych facility
• Do not actually do this.