How to Confuse People in a Grocery Store

How to confuse just about anyone in a grocery store

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Challenging

Things You’ll Need:

• you
• a grocery store
• bravery

1. Find a target grocery store.
2. Enter the store
3. Find the aisle with the instant mashed potatoes.
4. Select a box of instant mashed potatoes.
5. Caress the box slowly down its sides.
6. Sing love songs to it.
7. Repeat step 6 until you have a crowd.
8. Once you have a crowd, confess your undying love to the instant mashed potatoes.
9. When the store manager arrives ask for the instant mashed potatoes hand in marriage.
10. Argue with the stuffing, as if it were a jealous ex.
11. Skip out of the store, with the instant mashed potatoes. (Give the store manager money for the instant mashed potatoes.)
12. Send fake wedding photos to the store manager about 1 week later.

Tips & Warnings

• people will think you are crazy.
• You MUST pay for the food.
• This is christina logic.