How to Misapply Logic

How to use seemingly logical things to make a totally illogical argument

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Challenging

Things You’ll Need:

• Yourself
• A willingness to be crazy.

1. Choose a topic.
2. Find 2 or 3 unrelated facts about the topic.
3. Find a half baked way to connect these facts.
4. Add in a lot of vague generalizations.
5. Create a 1 paragraph statement based on this.
6. Repeat over and over until everyone stops arguing with you.

Tips & Warnings

• You may not be popular after you do this.