How to Dress Up Like a Chicago Bears' Superfan

Want to be an official Chicago Bears' Superfan? Great for Halloween. Follow these easy steps and you too can look the part of a gritty Chicagoan who roots for the hometown Bears always.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• Fake Mustache
• Two Tone aviator sunglasses
• Bears' attire
• Fake accent

1. Proper attire. Find yourself a Bears’ shirt, jacket or sweater (vintage 1980’s is best) and try to make sure it fits snuggly. The pants and shoes are up to you. Jeans work but if you have Bears’ sweatpants you are golden.
2. Mustache. A Bears’ Superfan must always have an over the top mustache. The bigger the better and just make sure it hangs down over your top lip. No Superfan would be complete without it.
3. Finishing touches. I’d recommend slicking back your hair in some manner. If you don’t want to go the Ditka route, find a nice old Bears’ cap. Make sure to get a pair of aviator sunglasses. To be on key, find a pair that has two tone brown lenses.
4. Attitude. Looking the part isn’t enough. Get yourself in the Chicagoan mentality by practicing words like “Bratwurst”, “Ditka”, “Yeah (hard e)”, and of course “Da Bears”.
5. For those over 21. Get a cigar and some Budweiser or Old Style. It completes the transformation from average man to Superfan.

Tips & Warnings

• Go all out! It is one of the most fun characters to play the part of.