How to Avoid Embarrassment Wearing a Sexy Halloween Costume

Halloween has, over the past several years, transformed from a kids holiday to an adult foray into acting out deep seated fantasies. It's actually frightening how revealing some of the women's costumes have gotten. This guide will give you the step-by-step "how to's" that will allow you to select a sexy Halloween costume but avoid embarrassment.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• Imagination
• Costume making skills
• Or cash to purchase a costume and/or improvise

1. The traditional Playboy bunny Explore the Traditional Costumes
   But only if you've got the body for it.
2. The classic sexy witch Toy with the Classics
   Are you witch material?
3. The French maid, sexy but expected Consider some of the More Expected Sexy Costumes
   The French maid costume is an perennial favorite.
4. Don't be tempted To Avoid Getting Pigeonholed, Be Creative
   Think of what's topical. The choices below are fun and take the onus off of the suggestion that your costume is sexy. Anyone can be a sexy nurse, a sexy schoolgirl or a sexy devil. But not everyone should.
5. Hilary and Bill Get Topical
   Your challenge will be to pick ideas from today's headlines. How about sexy border guard? Or sexy Hilary Clinton?
6. Paris in jail Think Celebrities
   Who's gotten into trouble recently?

Tips & Warnings

• Being funny and topical in your costume choice takes the suggestion of being overly sexy and throws it right out the window.
• Rule of thumb: more skin does not mean more sexy
• When thinking up costume ideas for you and a date, cast the words "pimp and ho" from your vocabulary