How to Be a True Renegade

Being a renegade is probably more difficult now than ever because no one will notice.

Instructions

Difficulty: Challenging

1. Dress conservatively.
2. Keep your body clear of all “body art.”
3. Avoid using profanity in public and around your parents.
4. Listen to your parents.
5. Have parents.
6. Never say that something “sucks!”
7. Declare a specific college major and then finish in four years, paying for it all yourself.
8. Get a job and your own place to live.

Tips & Warnings

• You will be treading a lonely road.
• This is not for the faint of heart.