How to Annoy Neighbors

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Ever have that neighbor who annoys you? Whether it’s how they are always smoking on their front porch, how their dog does their business on your lawn or sometimes you simply don’t like how your neighbor looks. Rather than keep all of that anger bottled up, why not do some passive-aggressive annoying?

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Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

Online access
For Sale sign
Flyers
Photocopier

Step1

Subscribe your neighbor to an impotency drug mailing list.

Step2

If they’re married, order them pornographic materials under his name.

Step3

When they’re sleeping, put a “For Sale” sign on their lawn.

Step4

Put up flyers around town for an “Everything Must Go” garage sale, insisting that people go right into the garage.

Step5

Use their driveway for your own personal toilet.

Step6

When they’re away on vacation, hire painters to paint their house orange.

Step7

Send sign language Christmas carolers to their house and make sure they pretend to not read lips. This works particularly well if your neighbors don't celebrate Christmas.

Tips & Warnings

Be super friendly whenever you see your neighbors.
Don't buy the pornographic materials with anything that can be traced back to you.

Comments

grouch said

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on 12/12/2007 Still laughing about this one. You need to include one for when you live in an apartment. That is really when you need this. I am fine as long as I don't have to share walls. Thanks for the article.