How to Make a Beer Bong

So you decided to make a beer bong. One I have made many times before and always with much success. Needless to say this piece of machinery is only for consuming A LOT of beer. Fast.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• BEER (cheap, light beer works best. You will need a lot)
• At least 30 oz. funnel
• 2 ft long x 1 inch wide clear tubing that will fit sung to bottom of funnel.

1. Go to any local hardware store and pick up the supplies if you need to. The tube is the only uncommon item you might not find around the house.
2. Ready for use After you have your tube connected to the bottom of the funnel, check to make sure it is air tight. If not, secure the connection with some duct tape. You should now have a working beer bong.
3. Here were doing solo bongs. Fill tube/funnel slowly with beer trying to avoid foam accumulation at either end. Make sure the tube end (drinking area) is either plugged with a finger or is held above the point of the funnel.
4. Gone. When ready, put your mouth over the opening at the end of the tube and lift the funnel end upward sending a full beer (or two) down your throat in just a few seconds!

Tips & Warnings

• Of course. Be responsible.
• If not 21 use pop. Or not.
• Do not plan on making any smart decisions after using.