How to Win an Argument with a Husband

Throw things and a husband will just duck. Rehash past mistakes and he'll leave. Nag and he'll tune you out. The way to win an argument with a husband is to be direct, calm and sweet. The steps below will help wives win arguments ranging from getting a new puppy to getting his college beer keg out of the garage. Stop at any step once you've won.

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• Sweet smile
• Research skills
• Big, innocent eyes

1. Use logic. Explain in a calm and endearing way why your side of the argument makes the most sense. Have at least five reasons. "We need a puppy because he will grow up to protect our home and investments."

2. Bring up examples. Not of past mistakes, but of ways going with your side of the argument can enhance your lives. "Studies have shown couples who get a new puppy bond better and have healthier relationships."

3. Break out the feminine wiles. If all else fails, the promise of sex will make him quickly see things your way. "I'd be so excited if we got a new puppy I'd have to rip off all your clothes."

Tips & Warnings

• If neither side will budge, wait a few days while you compile more research supporting your point of view.
• Use examples he'll care about, such as a dog protecting the home or being his best buddy when he goes hunting.
• Don't yell.
• Don't throw things.
• Don't nag.
• Don't bring up his mother.
• Don't give up. Most husbands will get bored with an argument if it becomes perpetual. When he starts to roll his eyes, it's a sign he may soon cave.

[Rynski]

on 2/14/2008 Thanks, luv2laugh! Glad I could make you laugh. Also hope it helped you win an argument, ryn.

[luv2laugh]

on 2/13/2008 Not only do I completely agree with this, it is soooo fun to read! Great earticle.