How to Terrorize Your Younger Sister

As a notorious and merciless big brother, I lived to tease and terrorize my little sister when we were younger. Learn these sure fire techniques to get a rise out of her.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• One little sister younger than you
• An evil mind

1. I'm not touching you The "I'm not touching you"
   Get as close to the object (little sister) as you can without making contact. She will become obsessed with your precarious closeness to her but you're off the hook with mom or dad because, "I'm not touching you."
2. Repeating a line over and over can really become annoying Repetitive messaging
   Pick a line and repeat it to no end to your little sister. It can be a word or a phrase. Keep on doing it, periodically, spacing out your delivery. Once good at this, you will be able to lead her to believe you've stopped only to deliver the line again. And again.
3. The target Make a loud noise just above her head when she's sound asleep. I did this once with a big metal pot and wooden spoon. What a startled look on her face!
4. Open mouth and say, Provide endless entertainment with gross antics
   One all time favorite: the mouth full of food
5. The spit drip Another favorite: the spit drip
   Ideally performed with little sister's face below
6. Water pistols go a long way in terrorizing little sisters Make full use of props
   Water pistols are great, especially if she is unarmed.
7. The classic: a wet willie
   Wet index finger in mouth, insert in her ear. Endless fun.

Tips & Warnings

• Going too far can cause parental intervention.