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Step 1
Listen to the last question the teacher answered. Then ask the identical question again. If the teacher says that she already covered that topic, admit that you were bored and were not paying attention. This indeed will make you look stupid.
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Step 2
Ask a question that shows you did not do the required reading. For example, if you are in an English class and were assigned to read a novel, ask the teacher what happened in the end of the book. You can also ask her the names of the main characters, where the story is set and what language the book is written in. These questions will show that you not only didn't do the homework but are stupid enough not to hide this fact.
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Step 3
Fall asleep during class and then wake up right before the bell rings. Ask your teacher, "Did I miss anything during my nap?"
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Step 4
Ask a question with a painfully obvious answer. When the teacher writes her name on the board on the first day of school, raise your hand, say his name aloud and then ask, "Is that supposed to be your name?" Or if he tells you to turn to page 352 of your history book, ask him whether that's the page right after page 351.
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Step 5
Ask personal questions of the teacher. Because personal questions are inappropriate, they indeed are stupid questions to ask in class. Inquire whether your teacher is divorced, where she bought her shoes or even how much money she makes from teaching. You might get sent to the principal's office, but at least you've accomplished your goal of doing something stupid.
