How to Marry a Geisha

If a wife who loves to serve is what is being sought after, then you're at the right place. A geisha is the perfect example of what a serving and devoted wife should be. She is not only beautiful but well experienced. Follow these steps to prove your love and worthiness to marry a geisha.

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions

1. Depart on a plane to Tokyo, Japan. This is the most common place to locate a geisha.

2. Grab the local phone book and check the business listings for local geisha houses. They will have may geishas to choose from.

3. Arrive to greet your future geisha on time. Show her plenty of respect to prove you want to marry her forever. Women love this.

4. Ask the geisha you want to marry to go out on several dates. Explain to her what you will do to make her happy. Give plenty of details of her future lifestyle. This will help her make her decision.

5. Purchase an engagement ring for your geisha. Remember to get her father's approval if needed. It's a nice touch and helps you score points with the family.

6. Take the geisha to a fancy restaurant and propose marriage to her. Offer your handkerchief to wipe her tears of joy.

7. Fly the both of you to Las Vegas and have Elvis marry you on the spot. Once this is completed your geisha is no longer a geisha. She is now considered an okami-san. The two of you can now open a teahouse together.