How to Improve Your Sex Life With Text Messaging

If you're shy or the type of person who doesn't easily speak your mind when it comes to sex, you can use text messaging to improve your sex life. You'd be surprised how easy and exciting it can be to use a numeric keypad to type out things you would never say, especially to people you'd never otherwise have the courage to say them to.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Text Your Way to a Better Sex Life

1. Collect names and numbers from people you meet that you like. It's usually not the best approach to text someone whose number you have to get from a third party.
2. Send innocent text messages to the person or people you're interested in without the promise of sex attached in the days following your initial meeting. Texting someone out of the blue weeks after you first met them might not lead to the results you're looking for.
3. Test the waters by sending the person you're interested in a flirtatious text message. This works best if you're free at the time that you send it, in the event that the other person is interested in getting together with you.
4. Gauge the level of the other person's interest by seeing how she responds to your flirty text messaging. If she's aloof or fails to reply, you can assume that she's not available or not interested. However, if her response comes quickly and has the same kind of interested, flirtatious tone, act on the opportunity and ask her what she's up to that night.
5. Ask the person you've been text messaging back and forth with whether he'd like to get together, either that night or some night in the near future. If you've had the occasion to make your text messages a little more daring, things might get started in a hurry. If not, rest assured that both parties know exactly why they're getting together, and nature will take its course to improve your sex life.

Tips & Warnings

• You'll have to take some chances to improve your sex life. Come out of your shell a little bit, be assertive, fun and flirtatious. With any luck, you'll soon have too many options rather than not enough.
• Try to avoid writing flirtatious text messages when you're drunk. Many a person has written something during a blurry Saturday night that they woke up deeply regretting on a hungover Sunday morning.